If you were to invest $5000 today what would you suggest?

I can't tell what would give more immediate returns. I normally invest in cyrpto but its on a total downswing. The markets are currently expected to drop, not go up. So easy ones aren't great like betting on the markets, VOO The opening of the channel and cease fire means things might go up, especially in oil. I keep hearing short sapceX. I don't think that would be immediate. Tech is kind of inflated. I only got on semiconductors last month so didn't make as much as I like to I think oil would